Humour At Large

My Doting Underwear
By Tameika Sterling-Williamson

I woke up this morning in  my underwear.

I took it off and realized it had a tear.

Oh dear! What could have caused this mess?

It was then I decided to protest.

I asked my spouse,

Was it you or was it the mouse?

He replied, "As far as I know I am the only mouse in the house."

Well to the human mouse in the house

Next time you decide to make a dent!

Ask permission, because we both pay rent.

It's not that I mind when you fondle 

But I think you can be far more humble!